"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink. It’s going to be legen... wait for it... dary!"

Hi! How's the afternoon treating you today?

Wishing you a future filled with good health, happiness, and prosperity.

Thank you for always lending a listening ear.

I'm so excited about all the possibilities that lie ahead!

Today is a perfect day to start living your dreams.

It's like I'm stuck in a never-ending nightmare.

May you be surrounded by positivity and wellness as you heal.

I'm really strapped for cash at the moment, so tips would be incredibly helpful.

Do you think this issue is receiving adequate media coverage?

Your recognition of my efforts through a tip would be deeply appreciated.