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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they'll never meet.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing shade."

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me... and bringing its friends, 'pizza' and 'chocolate'.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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