Makakiqe

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me... and bringing its friends, 'pizza' and 'chocolate'.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the muscles.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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