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MakakiqešŸŽ­

@cmsmsksks

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"The road to success is always under construction." šŸš§šŸ˜„
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Iā€™m not weird, Iā€™m just an extra special edition. šŸŒŸ
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Iā€™m not lazy, Iā€™m just on energy-saving mode. šŸ”‹
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Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m a superhero, but I can totally save a pizza from being left alone. šŸ•
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Iā€™m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. šŸ”
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Iā€™m not procrastinating, Iā€™m just giving myself time to rethink my life choices. šŸ¤”šŸ’­
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Iā€™m on a diet. I just eat smaller portions of pizza. šŸ•šŸ˜†
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m slow, but I could probably outrun my Wi-Fi. šŸ“¶šŸ˜‚
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iā€™m slowly getting over it. šŸ›£ļøšŸ˜œ
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. šŸ¤Ŗ
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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I havenā€™t laughed this much sinceā€¦ well, ever! Thank you for that! šŸ˜†
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I ate a clock yesterday. It was time-consuming.
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Youā€™re like a walking, talking comedy machine! šŸ­šŸ¤£
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That was so good, I think I just laughed off a year of stress! šŸ˜œšŸ˜‚
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Why donā€™t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
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Good evening! I hope your day was filled with joy.
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