Cmoaoqi

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The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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"I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

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"I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted paychecks."

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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

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I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing shade."

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me and said, "Like you?"

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

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I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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