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The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I asked the gym trainer what machine I should use to impress a girl. He pointed to the ATM outside.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the muscles.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me screen saver suggestions.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to keep rolling.

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