I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink. It's going to be legendary!"

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Americans are just not calibrated on how far Asia has advanced.

Why? I think it’s partly because there is no mass media depicting modern life in Asia besides perhaps Crazy Rich Asians. Also partly pride.

I told my wife she was shouting. She said, 'I'M NOT SHOUTING!' That was a quiet conversation.

I don't have a Fitbit. If I want to count my steps, I just round up.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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