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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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Good afternoon, hope you’re enjoying your day��

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"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."

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"I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato."

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"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink. It’s going to be legen... wait for it... dary!"

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything... including apologies.

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