Chatalime

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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"I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's so good, I can't put it down!

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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I told my wife she was shouting. She said, 'I'M NOT SHOUTING!' That was a quiet conversation.

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