Bimbim

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just need to fill in the rest.

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"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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I told my wife she was shouting. She said, 'I'M NOT SHOUTING!' That was a quiet conversation.

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I don't have a Fitbit. If I want to count my steps, I just round up.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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