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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop showing me vacation ads."

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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me... and bringing its friends, 'pizza' and 'chocolate'.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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