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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop showing me vacation ads."

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me and said, "Like you?"

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I told my wife she was shouting. She said, 'I'M NOT SHOUTING!' That was a quiet conversation.

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I don't have a Fitbit. If I want to count my steps, I just round up.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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