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"It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I’m too busy being awesome." 😎✨
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for the right moment to do nothing. 🕰️
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the durability of everything around me. 🏗️
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just letting my creativity take its time. 🎨
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I wish I could be as funny as I think I am. 😂
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I’m not arguing, I’m just discussing my way to victory. 😎💬
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I’m not afraid of commitment, I just prefer to keep my options open… especially with snacks. 🍩😅
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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I’m on a diet. I don’t eat anything that’s not worth eating… which is pretty much everything. 🍕😅
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. 🍕😜
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😳🎨
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
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That joke was so good, I’m tempted to make it my new password! 🔐🤣
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I ate a clock yesterday. It was time-consuming.
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That joke is so good, I’m considering making it my new ringtone! 📱😆
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"You’ve got a future in comedy, my friend! 😂🎤"
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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