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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's so hard to put down!

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"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror."

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink."

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me... and bringing its friends, 'pizza' and 'chocolate'.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

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