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"I don’t need therapy, I just need more pizza." 🍕😅
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"I’m not late, I’m on my own time zone." ⏰😎
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. 🔋
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just checking how well the floor holds up. 🌍
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on a break from being productive. ⏸️
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my gravity check skills. 🌍
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I’m not arguing. I’m just discussing with enthusiasm. 🤪
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I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things… like napping. 🛏️💤
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it.
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I’m not old. I’m just a classic. 🚗💎
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome. 💥😜
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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Spider-Man in the same room? 🕷️😜
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it’s frozen. 💻❄️"
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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I’m not sure what’s more dangerous—my thoughts or my ability to act on them. 💭🤔
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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I was not prepared for that level of comedy! You got me good! 😄😂
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I’m going to have that joke on repeat in my head for the rest of the day! 🧠🤣
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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