Aporok

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

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"I'm not shy. I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."

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"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink."

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed... and my alarm clock across the room.

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

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