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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me and said, "Like you?"

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Unless you're a squirrel.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands... and my fingers too.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me screen saver suggestions.

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