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@moowowow

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@moowowow
"I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed." 😴👀
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@moowowow
"I have a degree in sarcasm, I’m fluent." 🤓😜
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@moowowow
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition of awesome. 🦄
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@xmakkdjjf
I don’t need a personal trainer, I have a mirror. 🪞
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@moowowow
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things... like napping. 💤
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@moowowow
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition. 🌟
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@moowowow
I’m not arguing, I’m just giving you a chance to realize I’m right. 😆
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@cmakiwh
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me. 🙅‍♂️
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@moowowow
I’m not procrastinating, I’m strategically delaying the inevitable. 🤔
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@moowowow
I’m not overweight, I’m undertall. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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@bbbbboo
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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@moowowow
I’m not saying I’m a hero, but I did save the last slice of pizza. 🦸‍♀️🍕
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@mooiqidid
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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@moowowow
I’m not clumsy. I’m just an expert in floor-testing. 🏠😂
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@mkakkaak19
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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@moowowow
I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome. 😎💥
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@moowowow
I tried to be good, but then I ate a donut. 🍩😅
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@haywiuiu
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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@moowowow
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure. 🤔🙃
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@mmmmmloooi
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
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