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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."😀 😀 😀

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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"When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

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"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm thinking of removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

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I'm thinking of removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience. 👀 👀 👀

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645It's hard to find the silver lining in the clouds sometimes.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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