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@xmakkdjjf

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@xmakkdjjf
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong." 😏😂
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"I’m not just a snack, I’m the whole meal." 🍔😏
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If I were a superhero, my power would be napping. 😴
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I’m on a strict no-diet diet. I eat whatever I want. 🍫
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I’m not late, I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰
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I’m not weird, I’m just creatively unique. 🎨
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I’m not short, I’m just vertically efficient. 📏
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome. 💥
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I don’t need a personal trainer, I have a mirror. 🪞
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I was going to take over the world, but I overslept. 😴
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever. 😂
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I don’t need therapy, I just need a pizza. 🍕
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days… and gained 20 pounds. 🍕😜"
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I’m on a new diet. I eat everything, but just a little slower. 🍽️⏳
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Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves? 🚗⏳
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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I'm still giggling like a little kid—thanks for that! 😂
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That joke was a rollercoaster, and I’m still on the ride! 🎢🤣
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That joke deserves a standing ovation... and maybe a snack break! 🍿😂
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