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@lokakakpa
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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AkckejjđźŽ
@cmekfkid
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 🕯️🎂
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SpwlkcđźŽ
@xmakkdjjf
I don’t need therapy, I just need a pizza. 🍕
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PikađźŽ
@qpoeiir
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. ⚡
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WooLALAđźŽ
@xnksoieuii
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. 🌽👀
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