Akckejj

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

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"I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm forgetting everything."

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"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.🤩 🤩 🤩 🤩

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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