Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

I’m not clumsy. I’m just an expert in floor-testing. 🏠😂

I’m not sure if I have free time or if I’m just forgetting something important. 🤔💼

I’m not a fan of stairs. They’re always trying to trip me up. 🏃‍♀️😆

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong… and I’m right. 😏💬

I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m definitely a limited edition. 💎✨

I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person who happens to be awake in the morning. ☕😴