Alwoow🎭

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I’m not weird, I’m just unique. 🔮

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

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I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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We are all just one mistake away from ruining our entire lives.

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That’s not my problem.

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Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.

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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

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You are not as important as you think you are.

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The only way to deal with this life meaningfully is to find one's passion and pursue it relentlessly.

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People don’t leave, they just stop trying.

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Sometimes, the people you trust the most are the ones who betray you.

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Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.

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You can be the kindest person in the world and still be hated.

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You can be the kindest person in the world and still be hated.

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I burned my diary because I hated my past self.

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Money can buy happiness if you know where to shop.

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You are replaceable to everyone, even those you think can't live without you.

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Love can be bought, as long as you know its price.

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