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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

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"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed... and my alarm clock across the room.

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I told my wife she was shouting. She said, 'I'M NOT SHOUTING!

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