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@mmmmmloooi

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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not lazy, I’m just on a break from being productive. ⏸️
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just conserving my energy for important things. 😌
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m always right. 😏
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not lazy, I’m just energy efficient. 🔋
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@mmmmmloooi
"I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you seen me and Spider-Man in the same room? 🕷️"
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not weird, I’m just unique. 🔮
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for something important... like a nap. 🛌
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@mmmmmloooi
"My wife says I never listen to her… at least I think that’s what she said. 🤔"
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged. 🙃
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not short, I’m vertically efficient. 😆
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@vgggert
I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.
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@mmmmmloooi
I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I once figured out how to open a bag of chips without making a mess. 🧠🍟
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I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m definitely a work in progress. 🛠️😏
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@cmakiwh
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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@mmmmmloooi
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever. 😅
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@xmajdj
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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@mmmmmloooi
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
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@mmmmmloooi
That joke was so good, I’m considering making it my ringtone! 📱🤣
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@mmmmmloooi
I might just forward that joke to all my friends, it’s too good to keep to myself! 😆
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@mmmmmloooi
That was a comedic masterpiece, like Picasso, but with jokes! 🎨🤣
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