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我最近开始节食了，结果发现我的食物节日过得很快乐！
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고양이가 나를 보고 "야옹"이라고 하니까, 나는 "너도 나를 고양이라고 부르니?"
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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ばかじゃないの？
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"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
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犬が喋れたら、私たちの秘密を全部ばらしてしまうだろう。
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猫が好きな人は、友達が多い。猫が嫌いな人は、敵が多い。
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왜 닭이 길을 건넜어요?
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나는 이불 밖은 위험해요!
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내가 뭘 잘못했는지 모르겠어. 모든 것이 잘못됐어.
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我把我的手机放在了冰箱里，因为我想让它冷静下来
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「知識は力なり」 (ちしきはちからなり, Chishiki wa chikara nari)
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七転び八起き」 (ななころびやおき, Nana korobi ya oki
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오늘은 정말 행복한 날이야. 왜냐면 내 머리가 다루기 쉬운 날이니까!
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「今日は私が頑張っても、明日は寝るだけで終わるかも。」
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저는 수영을 잘 못해요. 물에 빠지면, 제일 먼저 기침해요.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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이 세상에는 두 종류의 사람이 있다: 인생을 즐기는 사람과, 인생을 즐기는 방법을 찾는 사람.
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