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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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!monk
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack
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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.
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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop sending me vacation pictures.
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you...
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
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I used to play piano
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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already... and gained some interesting stories.
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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, but nobody wants to read it.
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