Oklaaaa🎭

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Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh and laugh

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"I’m on a whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already." 🥃🤣

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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I do have a superpower: I can find snacks no matter where they’re hidden. 🍪

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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just mentally checking out for a moment. 🧘‍♂️

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I’ve learned that you can’t please everyone… and it’s also exhausting trying. 😩

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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I can definitely save your cookies from disappearing. 🍪

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m just giving my ideas time to marinate. 🧠

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I don’t always make the right decisions, but I make great stories. 📖

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I’m not a superhero, but I can totally save the last slice of pizza. 🦸‍♀️🍕

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it... and then regret it. 🍤🍕

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee’ person. ☕😴

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

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I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.

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That was so funny, I might just make it my new ringtone! 📱🤣

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I used to be a photographer, but I couldn’t develop my skills.

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Here's to your health and vitality, may they be fully restored soon.

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Have you considered the potential consequences of this issue?

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I'm so grateful to have you as a role model.

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haha wtf ��

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