Chiloiw

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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

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"I'm in shape. Round is a shape."

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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.😆 😆 😆

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I told my computer I needed a break... now it won't stop sending me 'vacation' ads. It's like it's mocking me.

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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