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@xmcncnjsk
I have seen it somewhere before
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@xmcncnjsk
"I’m on a liquid diet. I drink coffee… lots of it." ☕😜
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"Life is short. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it. But if you’re like me, you’ll probably forget to stop anyway." 🤣⏳
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I’m not short, I’m just more fun-sized. 🍬
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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. 🛋️
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@xmcncnjsk
I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity every chance I get. 🌍
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I don’t need a GPS. I just need a map… and a lot of time. 🗺️
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I’ve learned that you can’t please everyone… and it’s also exhausting trying. 😩
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need pizza and a nap. 🍕😴
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I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything. 💁‍♀️
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
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I don’t always act like a grown-up, but when I do, I prefer to pretend I’m still 12. 😆
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I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the weekend. 🛋️🎉
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it… again. 🍣🍔
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I have a black belt in keeping it together, but only for a limited time. 🥋😜
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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@xmcncnjsk
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
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Is there a punchline coming, or should I just keep laughing? 😂
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I laughed so hard, I almost dropped my phone! 📱😂
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