Wowoir🎭
@mmakiw
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
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Akckejj🎭
@cmekfkid
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🧀
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Spwlkc🎭
@xmakkdjjf
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever. 😂
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Cmsnjwowi🎭
@cnabdjejiwu
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who knows how to drive my car. 🚗💨
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Xmakjd🎭
@vmxnxjajje
Running late is my cardio. ⏰
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Chiloiw🎭
@xmcncnjsk
I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything. 💁♀️
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Xmcnkake🎭
@wpckmcnv
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🤯
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