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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it."

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"Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

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"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done."

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.🌼 🌼 🌼 🌼

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I told my computer I needed a break... now it won't stop sending me 'vacation' ads. It's like it's mocking me.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting.

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