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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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"I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done."

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I'm writing a book. It's a mystery novel, but I can't figure out who did it.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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