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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

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"I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

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"Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop bringing me Kit Kats.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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✨I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. ✨ 🎈 🎉 🎉

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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