Dkosisia

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing shade."

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they'll never meet.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands... and my fingers too.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me screen saver suggestions.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to keep rolling.

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