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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
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나는 수학이 싫어. 왜냐하면 내가 더하기를 잘 못하니까!
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.
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それは笑える！
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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僕の猫は、計画を立てるのが得意だ。でも、実行するのは僕だ。
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魚は泳ぎ、鳥は飛ぶ。僕は…寝る。
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내가 당신을 잊을 수 있을까요?
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"커피 한 잔으로 인생을 바꿀 수 있어!"
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아침에 일어나기 전까지는 모두 친구야.
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我喝咖啡是为了让我能在床上保持清醒。
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「今日の出来事は明日の教訓」 (きょうのできごとはあしたのきょうくん, Kyō no dekigoto wa ashita no kyōkun)
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千里の道も一歩から」 (せんりのみちもいっぽから, Senri no michi mo ippo kara)
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내가 하는 운동은 저렴하고 효율적이야. 그냥 TV 리모컨을 찾기 위해 소파 밑으로 기어 다니는 것만 해.
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今の僕の目標は、冷蔵庫の中のビールを減らすことだ。
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제 친구는 항상 늦어요. 그래서 우리는 항상 영화 시작 전 광고를 다 볼 수 있어요.
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