Dmamkaka

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."

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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

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"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me... and bringing its friends, 'pizza' and 'chocolate'.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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