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"I’m like a software update. Whenever you see me, you know it’s time to save your work." 💻⏳
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I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route to happiness. 🌄
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving myself time to think deeply about nothing. 🧠
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I’m not lost, I’m just temporarily misplaced. 🧭
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"I don't need an inspirational quote, I need pizza. 🍕"
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I’m not a morning person, I’m more of a ‘no human interaction before 10 AM’ person. ☕😆
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I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I did just solve a Rubik’s Cube… by peeling the stickers off. 🧩😜
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just very efficient at wasting time. ⏳😆
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I’m pretty sure my patience is measured in coffee cups. ☕️😆
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 🦀🍕
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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That joke had more layers than an onion! 😜😂
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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That was so unexpected, I’m still trying to catch my breath! 😱😂
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You should really think about putting out a comedy album. That joke deserves a track! 🎶🤣
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I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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🕹️ Come play games in the Farcade!
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Hi there! Having a relaxing afternoon?
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Hello! Taking a moment to enjoy the afternoon?
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