DmamkakađźŽ
@moqqpp
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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QoqowoiđźŽ
@mooiqidid
I could be social or I could stay home with my blanket. Guess which one I’m picking? 🏡
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BuasdiiđźŽ
@cvvvvv
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. 🪜"
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MsnakwiđźŽ
@mkakkaak19
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge. 🤦‍♂️
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PqooooođźŽ
@koooooook
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition. 🤪
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AlwoowđźŽ
@mmmmmloooi
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for something important... like a nap. 🛌
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