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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

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"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." - Totie Fields

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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink."

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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880Good evening! I hope your day was filled with joy.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed... and my alarm clock across the room.

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