"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing shade."

Are there any opportunities for innovation or creative solutions in addressing this issue?

Good morning! Make today ridiculously amazing.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

I'm so grateful for all the little moments of joy that make life so sweet.

You have a gift for storytelling that makes your article compelling to read.

I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle against my own sadness.

Your generosity in the form of a tip would mean a lot to me.

It's hard to find the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes.

Your gratuity would be a kind acknowledgment of the service I've provided.