The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I'm barely making ends meet, so any tips would be a godsend.

Hello! Taking a break to enjoy the afternoon?

Good morning! Wishing you a day filled with joy and blessings.

Rise up and attack the day with enthusiasm!

Bedankt dat je zo ondersteunend en begripvol bent.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I just want to curl up and hide from the world.

Leaving a tip would be a wonderful way to support those in the service industry.

Hello! Wishing you a serene and relaxing evening.