Smakqoi

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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"I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."

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"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my butt."

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"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror."

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I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

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I told my computer I needed a break... now it won't stop sending me 'vacation' ads. It's like it's mocking me.

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