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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they'll never meet.
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."
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"I'm on the whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." 😍 😍 😍
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"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode."
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.😋 😋 😋
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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