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@cmnvnjsjr

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@cmnvnjsjr
I’m not shy, I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you." 😎💥
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"I can’t adult today. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either." 🙅‍♀️💀
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍣
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I’m not arguing, I’m just having a passionate discussion with myself. 🤔
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"I’m not short, I’m just vertically gifted. 📏"
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m always right. 😏
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… with extra enthusiasm. 😜
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. 😅
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I think my greatest skill is being able to find the perfect meme for every situation. 📲
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My mood depends on how good my WiFi is. 📶
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"I wish I were a unicorn so I could just disappear. 🦄"
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The only time I’m not hungry is when I’m full… of regrets. 😜
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I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 😜🧠
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I’ve got 99 problems, but a nap solves most of them. 💤
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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I don't have a six-pack, I have a keg. 🍺😆
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me kitteh videos.
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If laughter burns calories, I just had a full-body workout! 🏋️‍♂️🤣
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A termite walks into the bar and asks, 'Is the bartender here?
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I think you just set the bar for humor… and it's way up there! 😂
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