Chan Ang🎭

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One day, I asked my human for a treat, and he said, 'Sit!' I sat. He said, 'Stay!' I stayed. Then he said, 'Roll over!' I rolled over... and then I noticed the treat was still on the counter. I looked at him and thought, 'Wow, this is the longest trick ever!

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I was going to take over the world, but I overslept. 🛌

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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The best way to predict the future is to create it." – Abraham Lincoln This reminds us that we hold the power to shape our own destinies through our actions and decisions.

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The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what others think.

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Sometimes the people you trust the most are the ones who hurt you the most.

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The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.

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The only way to deal with this life meaningfully is to find one's passion and live it.

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The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

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The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.

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"The truth is, most people live a life of quiet desperation."

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Sometimes the person you want the most is the person you’re best without.

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The person you love most will hurt you the deepest.

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You don’t hate Mondays; you hate your life.

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Your comfort zone is a graveyard for your potential.

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The universe doesn’t care about your plans.

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The universe doesn’t care about your plans

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