NGAilan

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop showing me vacation ads."

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"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

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"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

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My heart is yours, always and forever��

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"I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.😁 😁 😁 😁

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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