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I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person." ☕💀
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"When nothing goes right, go left." ↩️😆
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I can’t adult today, I need to be a kid again. 🧸
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I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person. ☕
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I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see. 🍩
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I’m not a genius, I’m just really good at Googling stuff. 💻
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I'm not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🤗
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I have a bedtime, but I prefer not to use it. 🛏️
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I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right? 🔵
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. 💸
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I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I can solve a Rubik’s Cube… if I peel the stickers off. 🧩😆
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I told my dog he was a good boy. He looked at me like, "I know, human. I’m the best.
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If I were a superhero, my power would be making bad decisions at the worst time. 🦸‍♂️💥
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my ‘fool it’ list is a mile long. 📝😆
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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If laughter is the best medicine, then you just cured my bad day! 🏥🤣
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That was so good, I might have to set up a tip jar for you! 💸😜
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You have a future in comedy, no doubt about it! 👏😂
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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