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Linda Xie
@linda
I saw someone on Reddit say they just tell people they have diarrhea as an excuse whenever they need to bail on something important because no one questions it and gives them space. I just think that's so funny 😂
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rish
@rish
next time @brxckinridge asks me a question
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Sina Habibian
@sinahab
LOL
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isaac
@zaak
works exceptionally well for reservations that charge a no-show/late cancellation fee. also works for when you need to bail on a barrys class
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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
@samantha
I saw that too now I suggest that to all my friends lol
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@jacek
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@idanlevin
what's the digital version of this?
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Gwynne Michele
@thecurioushermit
When you've got IBS, it's usually not even a lie 🤣
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Jason
@chaskin.eth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIEHPGj9sI
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Jason
@chaskin.eth
The go to excuse back in grade school when I asked to go to the bathroom but was really hanging out with my friends and came back 15 minutes later
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cryptobull
@cryptoshark1
Sorry I don't have time to write a comment, I have diarrhea🤣
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Bee_926
@llamabee
Any toilet related excuse is always good!
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@sandman
But the real frens say “dw we got a lot of paper and electrolytes”
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@zoz.eth
Common Aussie excuse for a sickie
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Pedro Santana
@z0uk
It works with any embarrassing fact, the idea is too look vulnerable to better sell the lie. I'm pretty sure I've read that in Robert Cialdini's book "Influence" but may be wrong there.
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@knny
I just tell them my hamster is in town
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Robert Baggs 🎙️
@rkbaggs
The problem is, I want to leave early from so many things that people would think I have chronic dysentery.
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Just Build
@justbuild
Next time someone tells me they have diarrhea and can't meet me I'm going to tell them "you sneaky sonofabitch" ✌️😂
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