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@samantha

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I scared a woman today and I feel really bad 😔 I was at a McDonald’s in Sao Paolo using the washroom, and I pushed the stall door open because I thought it was open. This woman screamed so loud, I could hear the fear in her voice. I think she thought she was about to get assaulted. Obviously I have accidentally opened stall doors before with people in them but I have never experienced a reaction like that. Really haunting to hear
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the uber driver tried flirting with me but he couldn’t get his translation app to work so he gave up 😭 sir it’s 6am and im going to the airport
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hell yeah I do https://warpcast.com/vanishingideal/0x2e57ec5b
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It’s actually crazy how many of yall buy candles here for ur family but r really anon. I know all of ur gfs, wives, moms, sisters names and I don’t know the name of the person ordering for them 🤣
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me on the beach w the sunset 😇🌄
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The first customer to actually try eating my candles 🤣 https://warpcast.com/mmups/0xd0a17032
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I got a huge splash of an anonymous liquid on my white dress this vacay :/ I scrubbed it like hell with a tide to go pen, and dish soap, and detergent, but the spots are still there. It’s much better than before, but I really want them gone. What are your top cleaning tips for stains?
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Haven’t looked at the chart once this vacation - that’s Christ the redeemer in the distance!
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Had a heart to heart with one of my besties tonight. It was late and we just started talking organically. I told her that she needs to appreciate her boyfriend more (in the nicest way possible). She has a lot of trauma from previous relationships so she is reluctant to show the fullest amount of love to her boyfriend. The boyfriend has enough patience, love, and is smart enough to know when she is showing her reluctance. Both her and boyfriend are really amazing people, great friends to me too. I lived with her in college and it was one of the best experiences I’ve had in my life. I was afraid this would tarnish my relationship with her, as I felt that maybe this could be a personal judgement, but she took it very well. It probably helps that I flew to another country for her and booked a nice excursion for us Friday 😛
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I’m doing overnight braids and my braids are so tight it’s pulling at my scalp. So satisfying cuz hopefully the curls will turn out good tmrw
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sunsets in rio 🌅 it literally looks like the emoji lol
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two separate groups of friends told me that the restaurants I bring them to are like “the menu” movie 💀 not sure if that’s a good or bad thing
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sell more candles onchain 🤣🕯️ https://warpcast.com/shanemac.eth/0x12b87faa
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it’s 4am at the airport and I feel like I’m in one of the metaliminal spaces the uber driver this morning was listening to an obscure radio station about aliens. but the radio presenters were legit - like talking about a 5 step process on how to learn about aliens. when it cut out he was just listening to static. Felt ominous
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bro is assembling the avengers Https://warpcast.com/dwr.eth/0xb0666eed
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One of us, one of us, one of us!! https://warpcast.com/humpty/0x3c2a2eb1
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Perfect to wind down after a busy weekend 😋 https://warpcast.com/madebymarge.eth/0x66b138f2
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Ready for the shop tomorrow! I did a mockup of the display in my house but it looks bad cuz it’s 10pm and no natural lighting 😭 But I’m attaching a motion sensor light to the top of the shelves such that when people pass by, my candles *literally* light up By far one of the most laborious days I’ve had in a while - been working since 9am. Still haven’t packed for my flight tmrw at 4am 🤷
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If the reservation link is through Tock I already know I can’t afford it 🤣
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https://warpcast.com/thedude/0x351427e2 could you get anymore relaxed? 🤪
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